I saw a hilarious list of You know you are playing too much Halo when...and started to think the 2130 should think of a few and share. Here is a few to get started.
- When you run over to your neighbors lawn and take a deuce on the grass and yell "Bomb Armed Bomb Planted."
- You forgot your name and only go by your Gamertag now.
- When you see your grandmother sleeping and find yourself teabagging her while yelling "You like that don't ya."
- When you try and 'stick' your dog with the tennis ball.
- You'd rather level up than shower.
- When you call your minivan the Spectre.
- When you try to flip over your minivan.
- You see a Jeep with the top down on the road and you think to yourself, "Man I wish I had rockets."
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When a pack of angy 13-year old girls kick your ass so bad your average live stat is less than 5 seconds
When the word "teabag" (used as a verb) becomes a normal part of your vocabulary.
When you find yourself remixing 'The Sound of Needler' every night and rename yourself Grand Mixmaster Needler.
Jack has one. He was getting ready to go to the bathroom when he turned to me and said, "Get ready to release the Scarab."
When you find yourself entering an action figure contest to win a Halo 2 Soundtrack Volume 2 autograph copy. I didn't win but was honored to be in the top 49. See what I mean.
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