Tuesday, March 18, 2008

Around the Horn

In today's news, we go around the world for the latest in 2130 happenings.

In Vegas today, Free & Tenlin were spotted picking off some terrorists in the latest Tom Clancy isn't this the same game again with thermal scanning....errrrr....action shooter.
In reality, we're all anxiously awaiting the "official" Free-re-veiew of the game so that we can decide in these troubled financial and economic times to pony up $60 more to The Man.

Speaking of which, we found Free wasn't only in Vegas, oh no. He's a world traveler. A mover and shaker. Salt n' peppa...r. He hopped the 1:30 flight out of New york after ringing the closing bell on Wall Street today.



Lastly, we take a look at a large state. You would need a large state to handle all the 360 returns coming in (ouch, that was hard to say!). Texas. Where it appears as though Sharkie's Xbox escaped from the bowels of Mesquite, TX this morning and should arrive back in Portland on Monday. Woe is the long Easter weekend without the 360. But wouldn't you want to know more about Mesquite?


Running a search against the city shows there are as many bars as florists in Mesquite.





Mesquite was also the home of the first enclosed mall in the southwest. You can't find it now though, it was demolished in 2006. It is also home to the Mesquite High School Skeeters. As the fight song goes, "Really officer, I didn't mean to beat-er, that's no mosquito, it be a skeeter! Go Skeeters!".

Home to your 2001 5A Division I State Football Champions. I suppose some of those football champions probably assisted in packing Armleg's 360 up for return, which would explain his new found skills in Madden.

That's all the news that's fit to print, for this time.

2 comments:

Armleg said...

Hilarious post Sharkie. Good to know those Skeeter grads are packing and shipping our repaired toys. Great.

Tenlin is reloading Sharkie. Free is at the strip club watching for any terrorist activity. Gronk & Mondo are reported as returning to the cause soon. Two out of three ain't bad.

Game on!

Free2130 said...

If a broken box means more posts like this from Sharkie, then somebody thwart his UPS delivery. Great post Shark.

RB6V2: Adventures in Thermal Voyeurism is in-hand. Review to come after some play time.