Professional vigilanteMasterGronkwas
spotted over the
weekend helping
local Police crack
down on the illegal
use of Fireworks.
Admittedly under-
staffed, Police Cheif
Locopoopypants
was grateful for the
help and saluted
Gronk's ability to
teabag offenders
into submission. Said Gronk, "Just doing my part to keep New Mombasa safe from noob bitches."
3 comments:
That Gronk is all about community service
Nice balls Gronk.
Actually I was misquoted. I said, "Just doing my teabagging with this here plate over my master chief region. If any of you bitches fuck around then I am calling Langley for a couple hellgravy missles fired from a Predator drone. Cause that's how we do it in the OC."
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